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Fingers Crossed the Returning Triumph of Gossip Girl is no Flash in the Pan

So after taking a pass at reviewing last week’s Gossip Girl on account of the fact that it would’ve pretty much consisted of nothing but different phrasings of “Georgina’s back” and lots of exclamation...

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The Gossip Girl We Know and Love Returned Last Night! Huzzah!!!

Just in time for its summer hiatus!  Fiddlesticks!!!  Though I don’t really think I can better express my extreme frustration than this visual diagram: See, like Blair’s inability to wait for Chuck to...

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All You Strange Rock and Rollers, You Know You’re Doin’ Alright

40 years ago yesterday, a truly wonderful thing happened: Yup, forty years ago yesterday, the first night of the Stonewall riots occurred.  Seeing of course how I’m never less than entirely timely with...

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Damnit, Gossip Girl! How Did You Know That Hilary Duff’s My Kryptonite?

Really, for no fathomable reason whatsoever, I’ve loved Hilary Duff ever since the summer I worked at Media Play and this video played on loop ALL DAMN THE TIME: Is that a rhetorical question?  I don’t...

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Mad Men Takes New York. Benjamin Inevitably Wets His Pants

In case you didn’t know, I’ve something of a Mad Men obsession.  Is it the 1960s aesthetic?  The artful way dramatic tension builds both over individual episodes and the entire season?  Is it simply my...

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On Easy Cheese, Elevators, and Evening Dining Selections

As I headed home this evening from work, I found myself confronted with the most delightful of scents that one could ever encounter in a New York City backdoor service elevator: Yes, Easy Cheese.  Its...

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Jersey Shore Deep Thoughts: On Pickles

Like I’ve previously observed, Jersey Shore is best enjoyed when don’t think about it.  For example, Angelina left the house after her married boyfriend dumped her and she couldn’t be bothered to come...

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Martha Stewart Adds Pole Dancing to Her Extensive List of Talents

Martha Stewart’s talk show films a block away from where I work.  Sometimes when I’m walking to work in the morning, I’ll pass the queue of people waiting to see a live taping, and I always tell myself...

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Damn You Trailer for The Good Guy! Why Must You Exploit My Weaknesses as Well?

Well, given that it was just last night that Shmathan and I made plans to make Alexis Bledel’s quarter-life-crisis romcom Post Grad the next installment in Nobody Puts Baby in a Horner’s Ladies of...

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Joel Schumacher’s Twelve Could Be Gossip Girl on Bonkers Pills or: In Defense...

It’s important to note that you shouldn’t do drugs, but if you’re adamant about making bad life choices like Emily Meade is in Twelve, it is wise to at least to put yourself in a room that will make...

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LAUNCH!!! (part deux)

My friend Lindsay and I have decided to make the most of living in this city, take long meandering walks in the park, see sights both usual and unusual, that sort of thing.  And of course we had to...

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Looks Like Someone’s Got a Case of the Fridays

Seriously, y’all, I woke up this morning to my alarm pondering, “Why would I set my alarm so early for a Saturday morning?” Roh-no!  All studies indicate that this is not the way to begin your Fridays;...

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Love Means Never Having to Say You’re Sorry (to the Other Passengers on a...

Back when I first started working, I relied upon my iPod and the occasional book to entertain me during my morning commute into the city from Brooklyn.  Then one day, I spotted them: the PDA Couple....

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Damn You, Post Grad Trailer! Must You Exploit My Weaknesses So?

I fully recognize that, over the past few weeks, I’ve taken a rather aggressive dive into what some people may call “insanity,” but I prefer to call it “camp appreciation.”  Whatever.  The point being,...

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Everybody Is a Critic…of Fifty Shades of Grey

I spotted this pithy critique en graffiti (a graffitique, if you will?) at the 23rd Street subway station, in the heart of the Chelsea gayborhood. It’s the end result of someone literally can’t even...

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Fran Lebowitz: A Model Citizen

Brevity is the soul of wit, so I’ll let this Fran Lebowitz quote speak for itself. [via Mash Notes]  

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Definitely Not Miss Piggy

Definitely not. [Image via Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt]

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